Joe Biden's "Bus Full of Colored Kids" Tour
With Nothing Left To Sell, The Biden's Try it Anyway
Joe Biden, like his former VP, has decided that they've rested enough. It's time to get back out there in front of the people and...help Republicans win elections. Kamala came out with the Institute for Stuff and Junk, and now, Auto-Pen Joe is trying to sell his presidency for another payday.
I know, you say, that dudes got a top-shelf salary and bennies for life, 24/7 Secret Service protection, a staff, and lots of free time. Too much free time. Nothing but, right? But someone is tired of him being underfoot or littering on the beach and has tried to peddle him to the masses for a paltry $300K per speech, plus travel (Private jet, pay, and accommodations for himself and five "staffers").
Does anyone know how many of those staff members have medical training or are licensed to administer injections, write prescriptions, and the like? More than two? It hardly matters; no one is interested.
Former President Joe Biden’s attempt to bill $300,000 per speaking appearance is finding few takers, The Post has learned — as some of his own former aides say it’s time for the 82-year-old to leave the spotlight for good after reminiscing about “colored kids” Tuesday in his first public address since leaving office.
Joe's attempted "bus full of colored kids tour" has a predictable problem, and it is not just that, as the mid-terms creep toward us, it could be more of a "loose lips sink Democrat ships" kind of tour.
Crazy old man and word salad lady can't be allowed to roam uncontrolled across the fruited plain. How sad is it when your previous President and VP (who ran for president) are a threat to the future of the party they led (at least on paper) not so long ago? The issue is that their faces evoke every mood that drove people to vote against them.
I know. The Democrats are trying to frame Trump's presidency as a chaotic, economy-wrecking mess, but that's wishful thinking and exactly what they did to it and would do to it. This is why the Left is struggling to find an identity, and in its lazy haste, has reverted to its default. If you forgot, see the Biden and Harris campaigns for President. Trump is evil and chaotic, and … we’re something else.
You can say that again.
Biden’s other problem is that even if they could find a medication to stop the incoherent gaffes, he has no influence to peddle—less than none. His own party would prefer he go back to Rehoboth and spend his remaining days pointing out to sea as he mumbles about the one that got away and all the ones that didn’t.
What Now?
Joe Biden peddled influence about as well as anyone. It was arguably the only thing he was ever any good at, selling access. Selling out his country and then his own party. The one that burned down cities, weaponized an engineered flu virus (and probably committed the single most significant collective act of vote fraud in history) to get him into office. And what does he give them - Kamala Harris, and then Donald Trump, and the Democrats have only themselves to blame.
Biden? He has nothing left to trade but the bodies hidden under the crumbling edifice of his legacy, and the only people who might help have Rs after their names. Could he get that desperate? Hillary always said that if she got indicted, she’d take everyone else with her, which tells me she was in charge of suppressing bimbo eruptions and the suicide squad. And Jill isn’t too fond of her or Barack and his soon-to-be ex-wife, Michelle.
What if Joe and Jill have some influence to peddle after all? And how soon would the Clintons be offering their condolences over the tragic loss of life at the Bidens’ mass funeral after an unexpected “carbon monoxide leak” that killed the family after another wild Earth Day celebration at the compound? And yes, they found a mysterious white powder in Hunter’s room.
I’ve never wished ill on the Bidens; in fact, I’ve long expressed concern for Joe’s life, considering what he may know or might say and the Party of which he is a part. And after letting him pretend to be president, how many Democrat insiders are reminding their colleagues that they said he was always worth more to them, dead?
At least a few ‘I told you so’s’ and not just from people associated with the Clintons or Obamas. Biden is a historical embarrassment who can only make matters worse for his party moving forward.
That's why you won’t see many stops on the “Bus Full of Colored Kids” Tour. That and you can get Biden's mumblenomics online for free. And what new stories could he possibly have to tell? Reminiscences easily debunked. Gaffes revisited. Those are all on YouTube and Rumble. Make a supercut and play it for the cost of the laptop jockey who had to put it together.
Or search “Biden’s best Moments.”
It’s already online. No fee, no plane, no tour, just hit play.
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